Yup. That and "Arizona pinstriping" (scratches on side, insert state of choice).

 

Oddly, ours was in pristine condition, when we got it. No scratches or dents or anything. About 45,000 miles, about four years old. It probably never set foot off of pavement before we got it.

I tend to think its previous owner must, at some point, have realized exactly what I created this meme to express; that the right owner for this Jeep was someone who would take it off road.

 

I actually like mine clean. I don't know of any places close by to go 4 wheeling. I bought my TH for dealing with the snow in the Winter time here. If I had a Black TH I would lose my mind. I had a Black Camaro and as much as I love the color it drove my OCD FREAKING CRAZY.

 

I bought my TH for dealing with the snow in the Winter time here.

Why I also bought my TH....although you do beat me in snow accumulation up there....I'm in NEPA area about 1/2 hour south of the Poconos....

 

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I seek telling @Seanette, “It's a Jeep; it's supposed to be dirty.”

Sorry Bob but I don’t agree I bought my 14 TH 3 years ago because of what it could do but also because I loved how it looked, the flares, the lift, the bumpers and just the more aggressive stance. And it’s the perfect size for the wife, dog and I. The low range was really “just in case”, to me it’s just the best looking car in the range.
The Limited model over here is the same but no low range or locker, the same trim etc inside but is far more ordinary looking outside not having any of the above things I like on the TH and the cost difference was hardly anything…

 

don't have aTH but I feel the same way about the Cherokee name. but clean black isn't so bad sometimes

 

I keep mine as clean as possible because it can’t last 60 days without breaking and it sucks working on it with chunks of mud falling into your eye

 

But when I do get it dirty…

 

I bought mine to replace my Cherokee Limited to be a grocery getter/work car to keep our Challengers off of the road when it gets bad. So to me, it is just a sporty looking station wagon.

 

My Cherokee Trailhawk suffered a tragic death, so I reincarnated it as a Subaru Crosstrek Wilderness.

 

Why is there a tow strap on it? Did it break down already or get stuck in your garage?

 

A worse offender is a wrangler that never gets dirty. Down the street, I have these people who moved into a house recently. They have all these stickers on their vehicles about offroad life or whatever. And then there's this tricked out wrangler, rock rails, shocks, tires, the whole bit... and.........

It's NEVER dirty.

It just sits there with this cover on it.. Oh it moves though..... It moves from their driveway, to the curb, back to the driveway, back to the curb. I mock this vehicle every day as I walk my daughter to school. My cherokee trailhawk, has seen more dirt and mud in one weekend, then this tricked out wrangler has ALL YEAR.

Pathetic.

It's just for show, a status symbol. It doesn't really do anything, nor do they.

 

It's just for show, a status symbol. It doesn't really do anything, nor do they.

We call those "Mall Crawlers"...🤔🫤😎

 

That was just a test. It is a long story. Can't use metal hooks, they can be projectiles. Need to use a soft shackle insead, then I can use my Trailhawk recovery strap.
The Subaru does not have recovery points, it has tow eyes. Can't 'run' with the real Jeeps if I don't have a real recovery point.

 

idkkkkkk man I have a car wash membership

 

Would I 'mess' with anybody????
Been going off road on my Tree Farm for 50 years, started off with a Myer's Manx Tow'd, best off road vehicle I ever had. 40HP and one wheel drive.

 

this place is brutal

any of you notice the soft shackles in the new video released of the Titan sub salvage?

 

Ain’t no pavement princess!

 

Our 2019 has been to Moab twice, through GSE once and the rounds of trails round Kanab. I put a new set of Falken Wildpeak AT4s on it and heading to Utah in November

 

Maybe some people do actually use their Cherokee off road but also like it clean as well? I tend to think when I see a dirty Cherokee that they just don't take care if it.

 

Yeah, I don't get the emotional response about dirt from some folks. Wash it, or don't, your call.

 

white shows rooster tails better

 

Man, you must already be into the cocktails tonight Buddy...It is Friday though...🤔🫤😁

 

Are you telling me that I shouldn't be polishing and ceramic coating my winter wheels?



Realistically, I'm the last person who should own a Jeep




It's been dirty a couple of times don't worry