Update Alert!!!
So I had a battery test done at a different location, and what do you know, "Houston, we have a problem"!!! I knew that first test was too good to be true!!! No way any battery that's been running around in a damn KL for 2+ years is going to test 98%. I think you're lucky if a fully charged, brand new Northstar, fresh off the shelf, and never been installed tests 98%!!! So, test results #2, on a MUCH better testing device BTW, confirmed my suspicion, especially after I checked resting voltage this morning before the first startup, 12.2 volts, hmmm... Started up fine, and didn't sound slow. Drove 30 miles, meanwhile, ESS still says charging for like the 3rd day now. So, I immediately checked resting voltage again 20 seconds after just driving 30mi, and we're at 12.5 volts. Checked it again 20 min. later, and we're back down to 12.2. This was all before test #2, and it just screamed bad cell to me...
So now, test results #2, health 77%, CCA still at spec, explains the normal sounding startup. Loaded, it dropped to 9.6, which is pretty much teetering on the line, and guess what, not good, not bad, we got the old "Charge and Retest"!!!
Well, we know it's charging, cuz the voltmeter also been running a little higher than normal in the mid 14's. So I called my guy at my dealer, didn't say anything about the test results until after I just told him about the no ESS. and the heated seats not coming on first thing in the morning, and without question or any of of the rest of the apparently normal for a lot of you, Service Advisor BS, and associated drama, he said bring it in tomorrow, and they'll swap it out in about 20 minutes for me...Now that my friends is how reputable dealerships work!!! I freaking love these guys!!! How many of the rest of you got a Lifetime Powertrain Warranty free, just for buying from that dealer??? I did!!! So, let's see if that new battery fixes everything. I'm going out on a limb and gonna say ya.
To be continued...