Well, a BIG thanks to all.
Off I went at 9:30 this morning to Autozone, where after looking at the Jeep the nice gentleman told me:
A: your battery tests good as does your alternator.
B: I'll sell you one, but that's an Orielly's battery from 3/22 under warranty and their store is 2/10ths of a mile away.
So, off I went at 10:00 this morning to Oriellys, where after looking at the Jeep the nice gentleman told me:
A: your battery tests good as does your alternator, but if you want, we'll swap it out of courtesy. Unfortunately, he dropped a 10mm socket down, we spent 15 minutes changing the battery, 1 hour looking for the socket (never found it).
Jeep started right up, nothing was lost except the EQ (Bass / Mid /Treble) settings, and as an added bonus my Kicker Amp which went in protection mode yesterday during this debacle came back to life, so no need to visit the car stereo store

.
However, as I started to drive away from Orielly's I noticed that the EVIC still read "Start / Stop Not Ready - Batter Charging". Since the Jeep dealer is only 5 miles from Orielly's I figured I stop by there (because this is such a fun day

). I explained to the service advisor that the battery was 30 minutes old, and she stated the stop / start can take a couple of days to relearn its function. She made an appointment for an HVAC fan rattle and stated were booking 5 days in advance and diagnostics are running 3 - 4 days once we start. We'll check the Stop / Start then, also.
Which leads me to comment on Lindy's post:
Perhaps the engineer that came up with this Stop/Start should work so closely to a nuclear reactor, that for generations he / she would be unable to breed.